To be perfectly honest, not much is
really known about the author and illustrator, D. C. Bonaparte.
We're not sure if D. C. Bonaparte is a man or a woman, or if that's even his or her real name.
Guitar Solo of the Gods appears to be the only thing D. C. Bonaparte has ever written.
The material was sent to us by an anonymous source who paid us to create this site.
Please don't contact us asking us how to get in touch with D. C. Bonaparte.
We would rather you didn't contact us about who we are, either.
We're starting to regret ever getting involved in all this.
We have a contact page, but please don't use it.
Post things at the messageboard instead.
It's possible D. C. goes there.
We're really not sure.
Give it a try.
Okay?
We're not sure if D. C. Bonaparte is a man or a woman, or if that's even his or her real name.
Guitar Solo of the Gods appears to be the only thing D. C. Bonaparte has ever written.
The material was sent to us by an anonymous source who paid us to create this site.
Please don't contact us asking us how to get in touch with D. C. Bonaparte.
We would rather you didn't contact us about who we are, either.
We're starting to regret ever getting involved in all this.
We have a contact page, but please don't use it.
Post things at the messageboard instead.
It's possible D. C. goes there.
We're really not sure.
Give it a try.
Okay?
