“Guitar Solo of the Gods? Never heard of it.”
THE CYBER INSIDER
“I laughed, I cried, I developed Carpal Tunnel Syndrome!”
WEBHEAD JOURNAL
“If you only visit one website this year, make sure it's
WWW.GUITAR-SOLO-OF-THE-GODS.COM!
Then check your connection, because that thing is f----d right up!”
TECHNOGEEKS MONTHLY
“Crystal Larson is the Holden Caulfield of the 21st Century!”
THE EX-GIRLFRIENDS OF J. D. SALENGER
“If Douglas Adams and S. E. Hinton had a baby,
this is the book it would write....well, maybe when it got a little older...”
THE BIG BAD BOOK REVIEW
“D. C. Bonaparte has captured the innocence and
can-do optimism of the Reagan Era in a way nobody else could.
Those were the days when nuclear annihilation was an ever-present danger,
special effects were done with model kits and puppets, girls didn't have tattoos,
mobile phones weighed a ton, and Michael Jackson was still black.
Man, I miss those days!”
ALEX P. KEATON
“Yeah, what he said!”
THE GHOST OF RONALD REAGAN
“I went on the internet to search for guitar tabs.
I stumbled upon this site and found God instead.
What am I going to do with God? Give me guitar tabs.”
SOME KID WHO NEVER HEARD OF THE 80'S
